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"Okay then..." sayeth Adom. Adom, eager yet alone, looked around his lonely self and turned back to Gawd, with difficulty, for being Nothing as Gawd was, He wasn't easy to pinpoint. Yes did Adom look out unto His last known general direction and proclaim, "Yes, Gawd! An excellent suggestion indeed! Um. How shall I proceed then?" At this Gawd, a bit tired from some earlier business, said not a thing, but reached his Nothing into Adom and fashioned a companion for him from Adom's very own rib, leaving Adom feeling better for he had been previously unbalanced. Then, despite all incestuous sketchiness, the first human being and the new human being turned their backs to Gawd and set about the business of the multiplying, without a blood test or anything. "Excellent." sayeth Gawd, "I'll just be...um..." ...and Gawd sauntered off all by his nonesome - with definite plans - to plant a tree - which neither of them - would ever be able to touch - ever.
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