…and he looked away and as he did his wandering gaze landed upon the voluptuous sisters of the original female.  Said sisters had quite appeared of nowhere, nor with any explanation whatsoever and Adom could not, would not divert his ogling stare.

The female, turning, noticing, already riled, up to her neck in repugnance and quite ready to lose the vastly scattered remnants of her remaining bits of sanity shouted out, “Beelzebubble!  Show me your serpent!”

To which - the lawyer slithered up beside her.

Being ambitious, utterly unscrupulous and eager to attain another client he charmingly responded, “Thank you. I shall be honored and pleased to do your bidding. And - what might I call you?”

“Just - call me Even,” she replied and taking his hand steered him away behind the miraculous tree, which being a surprisingly more sensible creation of Gawd paid them little heed and focused instead on the business of replanting its very own sore and disjointed roots.